storywriterlf97

thepandanni:

thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

I am so glad I’m homeschooled now.

storywriterlf97

the-vashta-nerada:

chronukkahlylate:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny

the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car

what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny

i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident

farandnearisfartoodear
datatwohearts:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

the-companions-doctor:

copiousely:

glimpsesandflashes:

I don’t think a white person has had so much sass in all the history of sassyness as in this moment. 11 probably invented sass.

sassay

“11 probably invented sass”










11 invented sass my ass.

Excuse me


#lets just agree the doctor is the sassiest girl in the class and stop fighting

datatwohearts:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

the-companions-doctor:

copiousely:

glimpsesandflashes:

I don’t think a white person has had so much sass in all the history of sassyness as in this moment. 11 probably invented sass.

sassay

“11 probably invented sass”

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11 invented sass my ass.

Excuse me

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#lets just agree the doctor is the sassiest girl in the class and stop fighting

farandnearisfartoodear

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

haha are you kidding me

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.

Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.

Where’d Steve get himself off to now??

Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????

What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????

STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE